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“Ugh I’m so sick of living here.” the upperclass white girl tweeted on her 32gb white iPhone 4S while listening to music on her 15 inch Mac Book Pro laying on her king sized bed in her air conditioned two story suburban home after her parents refused to buy her the 2013 edition of her 2012 car.

Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin

at least someone is getting some fun here

me forcing my mom to kill a spider in my room
me: its right there kill it before it moves
mom: I dont know why you are so scared, spiders dont do any harm
me:
spider: jumps off wall
mom: AHHHHHHHH WHERED IT GO WHERED IT GO

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

#1 Rule during arguments: If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.